Jesus christ.

I really don't know who to be most disappointed in, here.

IT'S DISAPPOINTMENT ALL THE WAY DOWN

^BASICALLY MY SELF-ESTEEM

Same here!

I should train to swallow swords but then just increasing the size of whatever I'm swallowing so that I can get a shotgun in there and then get a sawed-off shotgun and slide it all the way down my throat and pull the trigger and die.

:(

:shobon:

That would be the most horrific way to not die, if you survived.

SUP ROOMIE. YEAH, BASICALLY BLEW OUT MY LOWER GI TRACT WITH A SHOTGUN, FROM THE INSIDE, SEVERED MY LAST SEVEN VERTEBRAE TOO. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'VE GOT APPENDICITIS? TOTAL BUMMER, MAN.